Roastfolio

Career feedback, unfiltered

Your résumé called. It needs a roast.

Upload your résumé or LinkedIn PDF for a brutal, useful AI critique—then turn the damage into better copy and a card worth sharing.

Roast my résumé freeSee how the roast works

No signup for your first roast. You decide what gets shared.

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Résumé gradeC−

“Managed various tasks” is not a career achievement. It is an alibi.

The Roastfolio promise

Mean to the résumé. Useful to you.

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No signup first

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Critique with fixes

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Share only by choice

From cringe to credible

Four moves. Zero career jargon.

The joke gets your attention. The specific, role-aware fixes make the upload worth it.

  1. 01

    Upload the evidence

    Drop in your résumé or exported LinkedIn PDF. Your first roast starts without an account or a long onboarding flow.

  2. 02

    Get roasted with receipts

    Roastfolio scores the document and calls out vague bullets, tired buzzwords, weak hierarchy, and missed opportunities.

  3. 03

    Fix what actually hurts

    Turn the punchlines into sharper summaries, quantified bullets, stronger keywords, and role-specific positioning.

  4. 04

    Post the damage

    Generate a social-ready card with your grade and best roast—made for LinkedIn, TikTok, Reels, and group chats.

1 upload

Résumé or LinkedIn PDF

2 outputs

Practical feedback and social-ready roast

0 friction

No account needed for the first verdict

Pay for the rescue, not the punchline

The roast is free. Redemption is optional.

Laugh at the verdict for nothing, buy a focused rewrite when you need it, or iterate through the whole job hunt.

Roast

For finding out how bad it is.

$0

  • One complete AI roast
  • Résumé score and grade
  • Actionable critique
  • Shareable social card
Roast mine free

Rescue

Best quick fix

For making one résumé less embarrassing.

$9 one-time

  • Everything in Roast
  • AI-optimized rewrite
  • Sharper, quantified bullets
  • One targeted revision
  • Clean copy ready to paste
Rescue my résumé

Unlimited

For job hunts with many moving targets.

$15/month

  • Unlimited roasts and rewrites
  • Role-specific iterations
  • Tailored cover letters
  • Fresh share cards
  • Cancel anytime
Go unlimited

Before you upload

Fair questions. Straight answers.

Your next draft starts with honesty

Let the AI say what recruiters won’t.

Get the laugh, the grade, and the exact problems to fix. Your first Roastfolio verdict is free.

Roast my résumé